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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.

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Rationalizing Real Skills

Bagwalas

I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
BILL WATTERSON

Detours Recognizing Trying
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.

BILL WATTERSON

I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
BILL WATTERSON

Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
BILL WATTERSON

Anyone Hobbes Stalking
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
BILL WATTERSON

Firsts Hobbes Use
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
BILL WATTERSON

Allowed Hello Rattle Say Swear Words
I’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

BILL WATTERSON

I’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
BILL WATTERSON

Credit Long Names
Bill Watterson
BILL WATTERSON

Hard Surprising
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.

BILL WATTERSON

I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
BILL WATTERSON

Lettering Way
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
BILL WATTERSON

Long Successful Term
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
BILL WATTERSON

Kids Publication Yearbook
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

BILL WATTERSON

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
BILL WATTERSON

Harder Swearing
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
BILL WATTERSON

Over Running
Bill Watterson
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Littles Nice
Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.
BILL WATTERSON

Balance Depends

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