Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONI’m related to people I don’t relate to.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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