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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.

Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
BILL WATTERSON

Car Mind Running
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen

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