Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSONI’m related to people I don’t relate to.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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