Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
BILL WATTERSONI’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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