I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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