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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!

Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk

Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!

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