Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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