Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONFew things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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