Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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