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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

Bill Watterson

I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking

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