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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving

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