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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks

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