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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Bill Watterson

There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious

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