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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Bill Watterson

Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

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