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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Bill Watterson

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Demand Kind Sacrifice
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

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