My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
BILL WATTERSONIt’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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