When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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