The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSONA box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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