Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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