Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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