You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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