Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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