To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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