If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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