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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips

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