From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSONWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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