Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSONWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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