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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way

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