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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood

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