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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood

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