If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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