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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

Bill Watterson

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life

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