I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONI’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONThere is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONMs. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
BILL WATTERSONI hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
BILL WATTERSONThere are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
BILL WATTERSONIn the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
BILL WATTERSONFew things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONI would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSONYou have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
BILL WATTERSONBoy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSON