Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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