Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONLeader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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