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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?

Bill Watterson

If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSON

Reason Volume Winning
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSON

Inspirational Life Peace
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulations Forever Long
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
BILL WATTERSON

Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
BILL WATTERSON

Enjoy School Smock Sunday
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON

Invention Mother Motherhood
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World

Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?

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