Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONLeader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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