Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONLeader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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