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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!

Bill Watterson

I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging

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