We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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