It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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