I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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