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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Bill Watterson

In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

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