I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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