Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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