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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSON

Body School Spirit
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulations Forever Long
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSON

Inspirational Life Peace
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON

Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills

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