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BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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