I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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