Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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