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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

Bill Watterson

The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
BILL WATTERSON

Brain Hobbies Way
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
BILL WATTERSON

Grow Up Ideas People
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Refuse Wonder World
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
BILL WATTERSON

Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON

Lips Moving Thinking
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
BILL WATTERSON

Dark Imagine Thinking
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
BILL WATTERSON

Good Luck Lucky Rockets

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

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