Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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