The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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