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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

Bill Watterson

Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

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