The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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