Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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