I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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