I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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