Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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