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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.

Bill Watterson

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People

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