Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSONYou have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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