MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSONHappiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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