Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
BILL MAHERI think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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