Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
BILL MAHERSex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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