Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
BILL MAHERThere is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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