I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
BILL HICKSYou know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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