What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
BILL HICKSI’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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