I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
BILL HICKSI’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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