People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
BILL HICKSFolks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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