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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

Bill Hicks

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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Christian Running Wish
Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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Candy Kids Look Mister Rocks Wife
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Happiness Ideas Laughter Revolutionary
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Jobs People Vote
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing

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