What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
BILL HICKSI used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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