I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
BILL HICKSI used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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