They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
BILL HICKSSee we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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