I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
BILL HICKSThe world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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