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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are

Bill Hicks

When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Doe Guy Occur Thinking Work
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns
Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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Messages Scary World
If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Burning Drugs Political Thinking
People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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Bemusement Country People Running
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Country Happened Law Mushrooms
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep

The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are

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