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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are

Bill Hicks

In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Everything Funny Humor Life
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Comedian Roles Starts Waiting
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons

The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are

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