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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …

Bill Hicks

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Light Marlboro Overcome The Figure Think
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Bad Drug Giving Relationship Up
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …

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