I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
BILL HICKSRock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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