It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
BILL HICKSThere is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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