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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
BILL HICKS

Around Glance Guy Look
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Bad Drug Everybody Hypocritical Okay One
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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Embarrassing Light Men Thinking
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Eight Night Sleep

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

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