I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
BILL HICKSChildren are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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