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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Drug Illegal Marijuana
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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Looks Mouth World
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Drug Facts Make Psychedelic Realize
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Belief Commercial Long War
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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Afraid Home Night Suspending War
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

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