BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
BILL HICKSI got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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