Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you’ve got to admire the workmanship.
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die.
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Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
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Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don’t have these.
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time.
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Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
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