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I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.

Ben Feldman

I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms
When you walk out, the money walks in
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Desire Money Walks
And I’m overcompensated for that. So it’s insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that’s in need.
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Help Leas Need Someone Something
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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Art Book People
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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Disturbing Interview Keys
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Jobs Lucky Pretty
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
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Blood Camera Fake
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
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Depends People Values
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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East People Reason
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
No one ever died with too much money.
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Died Too Much
Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
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Encouragement Goal Running
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.

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