If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
BEN FELDMANI get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
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When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
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When you walk out, the money walks in
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I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
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When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It’s read and study. And think about what you’re studying. Take it apart and put it together. Ask ‘why?’ And know the answers.
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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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