I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
BEN FELDMANI get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else’s words in someone else’s clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed.
More Ben Feldman Quotes
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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
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Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in… unless you let me take your problems with me.
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I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn’t make sense to me.
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Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go.
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When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.
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You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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When you walk out, the money walks in
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I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.
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