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I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Ben Feldman

I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
BEN FELDMAN

Jobs Lucky Pretty
Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They’ve learned to take you apart. ‘Who? Why? What for? What company?’ You don’t always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I’d rather go.
BEN FELDMAN

Apart Company Seldom Switchboard
You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
BEN FELDMAN

Life Men World
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
BEN FELDMAN

Blood Camera Fake
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
BEN FELDMAN

Anything Done Wrong
When you walk out, the money walks in
BEN FELDMAN

Desire Money Walks
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know
Work hard. Think big. Listen well.
BEN FELDMAN

Big Hard Thinking Work
Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!
BEN FELDMAN

Cost Doing Nothing
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
BEN FELDMAN

Careers People Thinking
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
BEN FELDMAN

Assets Attitude Earning
Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.
BEN FELDMAN

Believe People Person Sales
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you’re basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
BEN FELDMAN

Reading Real Writing
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
BEN FELDMAN

East People Reason
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
BEN FELDMAN

Guy People Thinking
Goals aren’t enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn’t much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
BEN FELDMAN

Encouragement Goal Running

I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

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