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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

Ben Elton

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTON

Done Made Want
The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
BEN ELTON

Lasts Opera Race
You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTON

Dream Gears Wake Up
Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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Artist Crete Reflect Society
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
BEN ELTON

Ambition Thinking Trying
The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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Hippie Self Thinking
I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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Being Love Lucky Writing
I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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Exercise Hard Reason
We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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Believe Groups Looks
I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Half Mother Race
People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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First Little People
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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Natural People Waiting
You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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Fund Lady Old Pension
You think I look like a teletubby?
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Looks Thinking
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Night Past
And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
BEN ELTON

Beef Pudding Signature

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