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  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
  • Ben Elton Quote - There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

Ben Elton

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with. Download This Image

    I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them. Download This Image

    Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value. Download This Image

    The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish. Download This Image

    And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write. Download This Image

    If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth. Download This Image

    The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap. Download This Image

    I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

    I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous. Download This Image

    I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven. Download This Image

    If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

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    I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

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    I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

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    Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights. Download This Image

    I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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