I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
BEN ELTONI see dull people as projects … to be reformed
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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