You think I look like a teletubby?
BEN ELTONI see dull people as projects … to be reformed
More Ben Elton Quotes
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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