I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYLooking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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