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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich

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