Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCEChristian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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