Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
AMBROSE BIERCEPerseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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