Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
AMBROSE BIERCEDemocracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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