Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
AMBROSE BIERCEDemocracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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