There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThey are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
More Alan Kooi Simpson Quotes
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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