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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth

Alan Kooi Simpson

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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Act All Embarrass Mission Refugee Think True
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Challenge Difference Historical Little Next Person Prejudice Say
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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Believe Between Casual Discrimination Link Strong Truth
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Anything Country Felt System Table Tax Tweak
The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Debate Emotion Racism Take Tinge
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Country Gay Know Lesbian Ope Satisfaction Work
Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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Cause Chief Conclusion Contradict Discrimination Employer Employment Methodology Nonetheless Report Sanction Somehow
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Artificial Category Come Commitment Goal Job Man Measure Performance Realize Share Woman

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