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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.

Alan Kooi Simpson

They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Expense Fair Government Necessary Provide Refugee Responsible Share
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
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Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Act All Embarrass Mission Refugee Think True
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Challenge Difference Historical Little Next Person Prejudice Say
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women

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