I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONIn your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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