If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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