Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERBy order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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